There are at least six types of ORGASM of a WOMAN: 

1. The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes................ 
   
2. The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.................... 
   
3. The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No........... 
   
4. The Traveler: Ahhh, I'm coming, I'm coming............ 
   
5. The Religious: Oh God, Oh God......................... 
   
6. The Userer: Ahh, More, More, More..................
   

   PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't Take It Seriously

• When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
  
• When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
  
• When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
  
• When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
  
• When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
  
• When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
  
• When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
  
• When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
  
• When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it. 


•  PMSL!!!!!!!!!

Hello Carole,

Just popped in to wish you a wonderful day!

Mandy. :)